Lyrics

FUMIGATION - INVASION (Split CD)

01. ARACHNOPHOBIA


Never would I have imagined a fear so real as that
Ingrained in my mind it still haunts my dreams
A red-suited man hanging upside down in the shadows
Crawling on walls and swinging past my head
Who do you think you are chasing after that red-head slut?
I hear she has a phobia that might fuck up all your plans

Slinging webs in all directions
Leaving debris cluttering my city
That’s no way to behave
Spider-Man is no superhero

Late at night peering through uncovered windows
Voyeurism turning into an obsession
She wonders why mornings are always the same
The sun peering through sticky cobwebs
A shape and form like no other in nature
Those webs are not meant to catch insects

Slinging webs in all directions
Leaving debris cluttering my city
That’s no way to behave
Spider-Man is no superhero

My hate for you only grows stronger
I can't take this bullshit any longer
Flipping through the phone book an exterminator is called
I sit back and laugh as you begin to fall

Slinging webs in all directions
Leaving debris cluttering my city
That’s no way to behave
Spider-Man is no superhero
Spider-Man is no superhero
Spider-Man is no superhero

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Arachnophobia
Chris Humeniuk & Scott McConnery
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02. FORCED VAGINAL HARBOURAGE

Fat fucking blubbery mess
Can't walk, can't speak, only piss, shit and eat
Wirery little bastard taking care of her
Tired of cleaning her putrid shits
One drink, two drinks, three drinks, Down!
A light goes off in his head
A plan that would win him a Nobel
To create a rat-human hybrid

Scouring the house for the filthy vermin
Burst into the room with three bags full
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
Lifting folds of fat to find her rotten cunt
In goes one rat, two rats, three rats, Four!
Her fat neck muffles her screams

Clawing and crawling
Scraping and screeching
They try to escape
After hours of pain
The good doctor sobers up
Grabbing a hose to flush them out
Realizing his mistake
He only put in females

Scouring the house for more filthy vermin
Bursts back in to the room with three bags in hand
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
Yes sir, yes sir, Full!

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Forced Vaginal Harbourage
LP Dugal & Jay D.
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03. EARWIGS & EARWAX

Awakened at night laying in my bed
By an infernal clicking echoing in my head
Looking at the clock straining my eyes to see
All I See Is Red

Underneath the sheets
Something here with me
filling me with dread
The clicking more intense
Im trying to break free
But I Can’t Move

Agony Behind my eyes
As I struggle against the night
Fumbling in the dark
Trying to reach for a light
Shrieks fill the room
Staring at my bed
Littered with thousands of earwigs
I feel them in my head

Earwigs and earwax and grey brain matter
Eating my eyes from behind

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EARWIGS & EARWAX
Tobin & Jay D.
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04. A BEARD FULL OF MAGGOTS

Another body, add to the count
Buried deep never to be found
They crawl up through the ground
A souvenir extracted

An eye adored and disgorged
Blood and particles litter his beard
He must feed the maggots
The token must always be fresh
Often removed pre-mortem
The screams intensify the flavour
"The beauty" he shrieks

His relentless white brethren
Ever so hungry and demanding
He becomes driven by lust and fear
That he may be their next meal
Always hunting for a victim

The epitome of his conquest
A mother and son caught in cryptic incest
Perverted lust in his mouth mimicking their sin
A clitoris and penis chewed to pulp
Birthing new maggots
Populating the fold

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A Beard Full Of Maggots
Scott McConnery
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FUMIGATION - INTEGRATED PEST MANAGEMENT

All lyrics by Chris Humeniuk except:
01. Scott McConnery & Chris Humeniuk
02. L.P. Dugal & Chris Humeniuk



01. CRANIOFACIAL DUPLICATION


born from Sonic Hedgehog Homolog
diprosopus begins in fetus
causing congenital disorder
duplicate the face

occurrence with Anencephaly
un-developed cranium
exposed cerebral tissue
monstrosity of life
skin grafts to close the head
gelatinous spongy skull
Mother's love does not hold true
cut the cord and run

decades pass
alone without support
abandonned by society
solution to the maddening thoughts
eliminate the extra
swallow the barrel
pull the trigger
explode the secondary features

flesh and bone
disintegrate
deafening pain
blood loss too great

collapse
bits of former self
staring back
eye to eye to eye



02. FLESHLIGHT CASTRATION

long day at the office
been surfin porn for hours
researching new products
gotta hit the sex shop

almost a daily event
i'm now friends with the owners
one of the towns biggest loners
wearing cum-stained pants and loafers

race home from the sex shop
to play with my new toy
I plunge myself in
to feel a rush of excitement

pre-cum released into plastic folds
awakening the fleshlight parasites
traveling through the penile cavity
feeding on putrid depravity

the numbness of life i think i'm losing my mind
my constant urge to kill interrupted by a surge of pain
something bit my dick

thousands of tiny bites
is my member being torn from me?
I fall to my knees but I can't let go
I need sweet release

parasites eating my dick
fleshlight castration
Blood surges from my hands
fleshlight castration
eyes rolling back in my head
fleshlight castration
a stump in my crotch
Fleshlight castration



03. PEDICULOSIS (MOMMY, I HAVE LICE)

they came to my school
made us fall in line
stuck a tongue depressor in my hair
mommy, I have lice

a look of disgust
a nod to the teacher
quickly sent me home
mommy, I have lice

washed my hair
burnt my scalp
pulled them off one by one
mommy, I have lice

Lindane Shampoo is a neurotoxin
it caused me to vomit
my friend came over to watch
and he drank the bottle

always itchy
so fucking annoying
scratch my head scratch my head scratch my head
its the lice

another day off school
playing my Nintendo
eating Cheese Whiz
I just beat Super Mario 3

they came to my school
made us fall in line
stuck a tongue depressor in my hair
mommy, I have lice

a look of disgust
a nod to the teacher
quickly sent me home
mommy, I have lice

washed my hair
burnt my scalp
pulled them off one by one
mommy, I have lice

Lindane Shampoo is a neurotoxin
it caused me to seizure
my friend got brain damage
but he drank the bottle

drank the bottle



04. ENTOMOPHAGY

over 1200 species of insects are used as food throughout the world
as a substitute for other sources of meat
from ancient Romans to starving Ethiopians
everyone needs their recommended daily protein intake

in Mexico, insects are sold by the pound in village markets
in Columbia, ants are often ground up and spread on bread

in the Philippines, they stuff their mouths with locusts
in Australia, there's nothing like a 3 inch termite

entomophagy

food laws in many countries do not prohibit insect parts in food
they only limit quantity
your favorite chocolate bar will contain more then 60 insect fragments
per 100 grams



05. METHYL BROMIDE POISONING

Methyl Bromide
is a colourless gas
at low concentrations
it does not have an odour

passing through
the sewer pipes
into an enclosed
young families home

burning of the eyes
blisters on the skin
chest grips too tight
cause of death Acute Pneumonia

due to
aspiration
and vomiting
after inhalation

the friendly neighbours
had an infestation
the only treatment
called for fumigation
the house was sealed
nothing could escape
but no one thought of
the attached sewer drain

burning of the eyes
blisters on the skin
chest grips too tight
cause of death Acute Pneumonia



06. DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE

sometimes I have nightmares
i'm being eaten alive
something has pierced my skin
I feel like ripping it off

how long, will I

seal the walls
fill the cracks
tape it up don't let the bedbugs bite
spray some Raid
on the floor
under your bed don't let the bedbugs bite

60 million years ago
they were born into this world
remains among Egyptian artifacts
Greek and Roman empires

how long, will they live?

in my chair and in my couch
in my clothes and in my car
a host needed to help them breed
a blood meal for them too feed

how long, will I

seal the walls
fill the cracks
tape it up don't let the bedbugs bite
spray some Raid
on the floor
under your bed don't let the bedbugs bite



07. EVACUATE THE HIVE
(instrumental)



08. RODENTICIDE TORTURE

rats and mice are known as scavengers
they often burrow in attics
the urine is transparent and feces diseased
they piss and shit all day

Generation Mini-Block Rodenticide
has many special features
ridges and grooves make it easy to eat
mortality delayed to prevent bait shyness

a special blend
of food-grade grains
anticoagulants
a single dose

causes
fatal
internal
bleeding

the deflated carcass of rodents are odourless
they will rarely be seen
a job well done but its time to move on
to collect the next C.O.D.



09. THE LICK OF CARNIVOROUS CATERPILLARS

a new feeding pattern has been found among caterpillars native to Hawaii
the early Hawaiians must have overlooked these normal looking creatures
but unlike regular caterpillars these consume no leaves or plant matter
instead they prey on insects

armor shields and camouflage used for protection
seductive smells and fangs used when on the offensive
green ant colonies signal a perfect time to feed
they will devoure the brood

morning dew begins to drip off the leaves
a new day to feast upon the foolish and brave
perched on a branch the hunger grows and grows
soon a life will end

whispers of a mighty warrior spread through the forest
an enemy like no other this creature is soulless
rarely will one live to tell the tales of torture
the wounds will never heal

there have been attempts to find these beasts
raiding the forests entire army's and colonies
too much time has passed the search party is too late
metamorphosis has taken place

morning dew begins to drip off the leaves
a new day to feast upon the foolish and weak
perched on a branch the hunger grows and grows
soon blood will be shed

perched on the branch in their favourite tree
waiting for fruit flies parasitic wasps and bees
to smite these flying insects just the thought makes them quiver
to strip tender flesh is the lick of carnivorous caterpillars



10. VANIER SHACK (ROACH MOTEL)

you wake up
so tired
can barely walk
holding the wall
as you take a piss

looking down you see it moving
across the floor
into a crevice in the floorboard
what the fuck was that?

flush the toilet walk away
still half asleep
always a great start to the day
living at the

Vanier
its the Vanier shack (Vanier shack)
roach motel